Twilight

Now, I read the book. Don't make fun of me. I was skeptical about Harry Potter when it first became popular and immensely enjoyed it once I actually read it, so I figured "Twilight" would be the same. How very, very wrong I was.

Now, to be fair to this movie, there wasn't really much to work with. They were fairly true to the terrible book; in other words, it was terrible.

I think the Director was really lazy. I think he just came to work once. I think he showed up at the beginning of filming and said "Okay, Kristin Stewart? I want you to deliver your lines completely dead pan. No facial expressions, no change in voice tone, nothing. And above all, DON'T SMILE!!! Now, give me happiness!:



Excellent! Now give me anger:



Brava! Now give me love:



You are marvelous! Now I'm going home. See you at premiere."

Actually, before he left, he was sure to tell Edward Cullen that no matter what he should look like a heroin junkie who's making eyes like he's trying to find the 3D sailboat in a hidden image.

Oh, and to make everything look blue.

But to be fair, it really was an awful book.